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COLLEGE GRADUATE EMBELLISHES RESUME: SPECIAL SKILLS INCLUDE “SUPER POWERS”

In my desperation to get a “real job,” I wrote this in place of a cover letter. I have nothing to lose, and therefore, have no shame. I hope you enjoy. Recent graduate Sara Mullins was discovered late...

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Staring Down the Barrel of a Loaded Future

Graduating from college is a lot like staring down the barrel of a double action revolver. There’s no time to contemplate your pure terror of the inevitable before the hammer falls and you’re dead....

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Juggling on a Unicycle

So I didn’t get the chance to post as many outfits this week as I would have liked. I did get dressed up–don’t get me wrong. If nothing else, this experiment has been successful in getting me to work...

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You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and Your Degree is Useless: Day One

After I finished college (a whopping four months ago), I fell into a terrible slump. I mean… I had already been in a pretty terrible slump, so it just sort of got worse from that point forward. It’s...

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Free Time–End Capitalist Occupation of Fundamental Human Rights: Day Four

You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and Your Degree is Useless: Free Time–End Capitalist Occupation of Fundamental Human Rights I considered creating a borderline racist graphic that satirized the Free Tibet...

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Oxygen for Sale

Acting, for me, is about realizing I have no marketable skills. I recently moved to Los Angeles and have since been desperately looking for jobs that are even remotely related to working in the...

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I Suck at My Job

I am not a blogger. I’ve decided that I don’t know how to write a successful blog. I mostly know how to rant and sound mildly clever. Like, I’m funny enough for you to make that little”heh” sound with...

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